What the Kiwi gossip mags say.

Nicolas Stevens

05 February 2010

that is how much coverage Lady's Weekly

dedicates to Shorties star Anna Jullienne - killing lesbian nurse Maia Jeffries - and her wedding to her "soulmate", commercial property boss James Kermode.

"I'm anticipating doing everything in life from this point on with James," asserted a smitten Jullienne, an idea shared by Kermode. "I can not bear to wait to have Anna by my side, for my full life," he tells WW. "I just love to pass some time with her Is that cheesy? It is. In the meantime , TV3 journalists Kate Lynch and Andrew Gourdie serve up their own make of brie in Girl's Day with their vacation engagement. The pair spend each waking moment together, living, working and even going to the gymnasium as a couple. Lynch even claims she did not sign up for the desirable Nightline presenting position because they might then had different schedules. "I can't stand to be away from Andrew," Lynch tells the mag. "When I am home by myself I just can't wait for him to stroll thru the door. Let's be optimistic Lynch can lose that hurt expression for the marriage images. Somewhere else , WD features a bikini spread from Nadya "Octomum" Suleman - a mum of fourteen, including octuplets - and includes her weird exercise and diet routine. When we are saying don't try this at home, we actually mean it. "Four days every week I awake at 2am, eat, drink coffee and go to the gym," Suleman tells WD. "There I'm employed out with a tutor for roughly 3 hours, concentrating on a different part of my body every day. "It takes amazing self-discipline and willpower to go exercise in the middle of the night when you are meant to be sleeping like everyone else.". One question WD doesn't ask is, 'Who's taking care of the youngsters during these three-hour marathon work outs?'. Ultimately , the quote of the week comes from overnite pop sensation Kesha, who rejects reports she's besties with Paris Hilton : "No we aren't pals I barfed in her closet.". We should hope she splashed some on her shoe collection. She must have conveniently forgotten to say the lap band surgery and the stomach tuck. Octomum is nuts, but hell, if I will get my body like that after only one kid I'll be stoked. Photographs released in hunt for taxi driver's killer. Photographs released in hunt for taxi driver's killer. Poll Are you anticipating Paris Hilton coming to New Zealand? I do not mind her coming so long as she stays out of my way.