All Girlfriends Owe Their aggressive Husbands Nudie Images [Gossip Roundup].

Chris Munoz

02 December 2009

Wednesday's gossip is one nip slip short of a tabloid triathlon. Rihanna ultimately recognized a collection of porny self-portraits that, till now, were only rumoured to be of her. She claimed in a radio interview that they were for "my husband at the time" ( just about definitely Chris Brown ) and "if you do not send your husband exposed photographs, then I feel bad for him." She sent her mummy flowers before calling her to smash the news the world was about to see her girl's naughty parts. This is Emily Post's recommended strategy for informing friends of an an upcoming sex scandal. It is like peace in the Middle East, but even more promising, as it has the ability to turn into hot lesbian sex any minute now. Her first time drunk was at varsity ( and she went to Harvard, so it was potentially geeky drinking ) and she did not try pot till she was in her twenty's. And then she dated Devendra Banhart, a person whose life is one long psychedelic haze, [ exhibit A ] so that must've been enlightening. Ojani Noa announces he never intended to push the pictures as a sex tape, just that he wants to turn his eleven hours of home video into a "mockumentary," which is a fairly shocking word choice, on multiple levels. Dylan, who owns NYC candy store Dylan's Candy Bar, has allegedly been "sneaking around taking pictures of her rival," Sugar Factory, that has more celebrity patrons. A Sugar Factory rep's diplomatically snide reply : "We are flattered Dylan's looking to us for inspiration." Burn. Register Registering will give you a user profile and the power to add other users as chums.