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Naomi Campbell isn't aggressive to the Help and Other Stories [Gossip Roundup].
Arjun Gray
05 March 2010
Tips, stalker, crosstalk, internalmemos, and so on. Jon Gosselin has a tiny wang, The McSteamy's have a baby, Lindsay Lohan is condemned, and Angelina banged Mick Jagger. For Friday's gossip, you are stuck with me. Chief Inquisitor Naomi Campbell has somehow persuaded her boyfriend's driver to confess that he could be a gigantic lying squealer. It's a misunderstanding and I regret concerning the police. this entire thing has been blown out of all proportion and I say sorry to Ms Campbell for causing that to happen." He never basically asserts that she did not beat the crap out of him. When asked by a hack if he was paid for his recantation, his counsel announced, "The statement speaks for itself. Naomi is now strutting around like she's the reincarnated spirit of Gandi. "I have worked awfully hard on correcting my prior wrongdoings and I won't be held hostage to my past," she revealed. Then she let us know to accept Jesus Christ as our private lord and savior or she would beat our heads in with her vajazzled Blackberry. Playgirl will not even offer him as much as they gave Levi Johnston ( which, FYI, wasn't the $100K cited in the tract ) because Gosselin is yucky and '...Celebrity Gossip...' has a small dick. The 1st time, in 1997, they were both married. Of all the people in the celebrity world to cheat on their spouses, we never would have pegged these 2. She attempted a gig in London and she used to be a mess. She planned on replacing Ultimate Court Justice John Roberts, but then he was only pretending to quit, so she's out another job. Next stop? Bill Weisensteiner's College of Dental Cleanliness in Ronkonkoma. Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart, our fave Hollywood couple, welcomed a little girl into the world early this A. M. . The stalker claimed that Dr Drew tried to make the guy's other half kill his children and eat them. Wow, somebody desires to put down Medea and pick up his anti-psychotics. Too bad, that was ample to buy cassingles of "Rolling with the Homies" for each starving kid in North Canada. She's targeting all her attention on this states's war with Bethennistan, which is much more vital. Register Registering will give you a user profile and the power to add other users as pals. |
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Trenton Duncan said: A re2 for Jon Gosselin commented that actually, he does support his ex : Hes happy for her. ! 11 March 2010 09:23:07
Efren Carrillo said: I believe this is correct 17 March 2010 08:26:37
Jedito said: Candy writer has isgned books in NYC, LA, and some place else this month in a national tour. 19 March 2010 03:31:54
bryonhost1 said: Lohan asserts she's; "full of crap." Either way, this complete fiasco is outside of the pale. 21 March 2010 23:28:13
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