Other Gossip Writer is completely full of Shit About Tiger Woods.

Joe Krawczykowski

23 February 2010

And I know a guilt-ridden apology camouflaged in the shape of a highly visible byline you made a clean buck on when I see one because like Denizet-Lewis I write

scuzzy celebrity gossip but I do not have a book to push so, theres that, and also, I didnt break some type of code, so theres that, too. What Im saying is that this sort of looks like jive on both sides.

As if I couldnt discern that from the giant image of her shopping you've got to go with the tale. Accomplished film director and rapist Roman Polanski won a prize from Zee Germans.

Some chick gave Adrian Grenier the incorrect number to play hardball to get with him. So, wait, if he really gets her number, doesn't which make him some sort of stalker? Because thats how it works for the remainder of us. J-Lo performed in a leather catsuit and reputedly it was provoking. Because that song is essentially my BatSignal. Yet, this item about her being out the other night is totally ruined by the presence of Lizzie Grubman ( celebuflack ) and only kinda redeemed by the presence of Paul Sevigny ( celebuhipster ). Theres absolute confidence that behind that polished veneer of well bred cool is a completely crazy person. Or as we cope with here, their tabloids, which are much more intense than ours in each way, and not just intense, but an exercise in complete absurdity. What the fuck, did he have real dinosaurs there or something? Were they doing shots of primer? Do not get it. Ed Westwick showed up to some fashion show, had a drink, and left, because they were playing Stevie Ray Vaughn and he would have liked to hear The Beatles. Kathy Griffin tried to make an amusing joke about Heidi Montag. I just had that moment where I read a fucking dazzling Page 6 item that was just, like, written simply for me. The last time this occurred, Samuel Jackson bought a place for his girl next to my chief. You can go to Page 6 and find it or simply wait for me to scribble about it, which I completely, I mean, you know Im going to. He didn't and still doesn't care for them. Her rear end appeared distorted in one of her photos.