Also, Jennifer Aniston might be Dating Your Thanksgiving Left-overs , Too [Gossip Roundup].

Jaylin Alston

28 November 2009

In fact in Morocco, Jennifer Aniston is the largest thing since chopped bread. Reputedly, she was there for a week, and she got into an automobile with Orlando Bloom, and there had been "breathless speculation" about love. You know Robert Pattinson's at least given her a foot massage.

Sometimes, I just wish to knock over the Daily Stories gossip page. Crackface Courtney Love ran into DJ Qualls at 1OAK when they were both clubbing on Thanksgiving eve. Qualls and Love ended up making out, and then they went to a strip club together. Always ending up in crazypants scenarios like that, isn't he? Related : JESUS Page 6 you're the best. Infrequently , you simply make me need to knock over the news gossip pages. I will think about nothing sexier for Becks and Posh's image than some bunions. He was the DJ there, but Lohan's security folks could not care less. This is how you win back the love of the people, Lohan. Which is 2 more Miss California ladypeople than everybody else gets to date. The plot thickens : Phelps dated Carrie Prejean at one time.

the whole subtext behind all reporting of this fact is : we are hoping they were regarded as making a sex tape. Also, I'm hoping she did not suck any of Phelps' brain cells by osmosis. Yep , these 2 blokes, who do all of the films about the crooks and the psychopaths and the sociopaths, guess where they have dinner on Thanksgiving? Yes, The Waverly Hotel . Anyhow : J-Lo's sex tape is on its way out and it'd involve spanking of some sort. Are you able to tell how underwhelmed I'm by this? Normal celebrity sex tapes are just so passe, you know? I would like to hear about the DJ Qualls / Courtney Love sex tape. Yes, because if there's anything a straight guy likes to do, it's dress in pink, carry around tiny dogs, and blow Rick Salomon on camera. Paris Hilton, there are tomboys out there who flinch at that excellence. Folk called this a "style revelation" or something. It's good to grasp that some folk, however beleaguered time and time again by the mystical forces of love in the universe, won't back down. If I'd put the good cash on her still making the head of the gossip roundup before there had been a gossip roundup, I would have lost it. Anyhow : This jam goes out to her, and you all. Register Registering will give you a user profile and the facility to add other users as chums.